Top 15 Andrea Pirlo Quotes

You're forced to tell the media a lot of crap; provided, of course, that they manage to ask you the right question...You read a dull, lifeless script written by press officers with no talent or creative spark.

It's an illness to always want more money when you've already got infinite riches.

After a while, I began to suspect that it wasn't Mark David Chapman who killed John Lennon. It had been one of the Milan directors.

Passing judgement on others is always a lot of fun. Looking inwards is that little bit more difficult.

In this life, you're either a man or an actor, there's nothing in between.

Many individuals make a team, just as many dreams make a triumph. And if you're really lucky, they make history as well.

Sometimes a pinch of sadism is the ingredient that makes victory taste that little bit sweeter.

The best ideas come about in moments of total concentration, a state you can reach when shitting.

Feeling invincible is the first step on the path to the point of no return.

The perfect moment to let your hair down is usually after a triumph, because defeats deserve a different kind of reaction...When you lose, it's all about thinking and reflecting. When you win, burping takes priority.

After the wheel, the PlayStation is the best invention of all time.

If God exists, there's no way he's French.

Tears are a demonstration of who you are; an undeniable truth.

Being first on the spot, kicking off that torture in the biggest, most incredible game that a player can play or imagine...that's not necessarily good news. It means that they think you're the best, but it also means that if you miss, you're first on the list of dickheads.

Big name collector cards sell season tickets, but it's the glue they have behind them that wins games. The defence is the most important part of the team: in military terms, success starts in the zone behind the lines.