Jim Ross Quotes

"It's the Game!" (when talking about Triple H)

It's the Great One, The People's Champion The Rock

"He's been left high and dry" (when someone has missed a top rope maneuver)

[...] is running like a scalded dog! (usually said when a heel wrestler flees from a fight)

"AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!" (most famously uttered during the Undertaker Mankind match at King of the Ring 1998)

"Look at the Carnage!" (usually said when there are wrestlers all over the place and outside of the ring)

(A) "Walrus", a "Poor Excuse for a human being", "a hemorrhage on the buttcheek of life" and "no part human." (when talking about Paul Heyman)

It's that rabid wolverine, Chris Benoit!

"He has earned his reputation as the toughest son of a bitch in the WWE!" (during the entrance of Stone Cold Steve Austin in Wrestlemania XIX, before his match with The Rock)

"Jezebel!" (when talking about a female heel (villain) wrestler)

He's tougher than a two-dollar steak!

"Business is about to pick up here!" (usually said when someone music/pyro hits)

"The World's Angriest announcer" (when talking about Tazz in his blogs)

"[...] is being "whipped like a government mule!" (usually said when someone is taking a beating, most of the time when somebody is getting whipped with a belt)

"He's not just trying to hurt the man - he's out to end his career!" (usually said when a heavyweight or superheavyweight is destroying his opponent)