Mike Murphy Quotes

[H]aving problems is not a license to vote stupid. People need the tractor to plow the damn field, now.

The pain is legit. But Trump is a stupid vote. Because Trump won't solve any of those things, he'll make them all worse. You're voting against your pain. You're voting to create more. You're going for a kind of witch doctor of politics who is promising things based on magic.

It's a choice between Trump, who is terrible for the country, and Cruz, who is terrible for the party. He's too smart for his act ... and he's probably pissed that a bigger con man showed up.

Loyalty is not a small thing. I'm an old Irish pol. No loyalty is owed, if no loyalty was given.

I'd rather cut my arm off than vote for that jerk.

If Trump kept up Jeb's schedule for one day, he'd be in the hospital... He doesn't open a rally with "I want everybody to write down the name of any Mexican they know and put it in a bin because they are going to pay." It was all a code word for "civilized". Jeb was the anti-Trump in a Trump year. But being the anti-Trump is a huge badge of fucking honor. I think you get that tattooed on your forehead: "I'm the anti-Trump." People will be congratulating him on that the rest of his life.

If Trump turns out to be the answer, I'm incredibly proud that Jeb Bush did not want to be any part of the vile question.

I'm not an establishmentarian... You think I really want the guys in polyester suits in Springfield, Virginia, running the fucking country? ... I'm an iconoclast, but I am an elitist — with incredibly popular taste.

My story is very boring. Mostly about hair loss.

[T]here is no campaign trick or spending level or candidate whisperer that can prevent a party from committing political suicide if it wants to.

I'm too pretty to go to jail.

All right you fucks, shut up! We got a call to order!

It's a great country.

You have to feel for the French; they were great once.

My father likes to talk about the stroller accident that resulted in me becoming a Republican.