Penn & Teller Quotes

American illusionists and entertainers

Penn & Teller are a two-man magic and comedy team, Penn Fraser Jillette (born 5 March 1955) and Teller (born Raymond Joseph Teller, 14 February 1948). All the quotes from the duo come from Penn, except where noted, as Teller is famously silent.

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Teller: Will you shut up! Homer Simpson: Hey, I thought you didn't talk. Teller: [nervously] Uh, I didn't mean to... it just slipped out. Oh god, now Penn's gonna beat me...I'm not the first Teller.

Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect.

The idea of mind-altering substances gives me the willies. Fill your tank with nitro, the car goes fast, sure, but not far.

This I believe: I believe there is no god.

Penn & Teller Quotes

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