Top 4 Penn & Teller Quotes

American illusionists and entertainers

Penn & Teller are a two-man magic and comedy team, Penn Fraser Jillette (born 5 March 1955) and Teller (born Raymond Joseph Teller, 14 February 1948). All the quotes from the duo come from Penn, except where noted, as Teller is famously silent.

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Alternative Names: Penn and Teller

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Sometimes magic is just someone spending more time on something than anyone else might reasonably expect.

Teller: Will you shut up! Homer Simpson: Hey, I thought you didn't talk. Teller: [nervously] Uh, I didn't mean to... it just slipped out. Oh god, now Penn's gonna beat me...I'm not the first Teller.

This I believe: I believe there is no god.

The idea of mind-altering substances gives me the willies. Fill your tank with nitro, the car goes fast, sure, but not far.