Scott Lynch Quotes

Hard lessons were handed out. As many men learned to their sorrow, it’s impossible to be intimidating when one angry woman has your cock between her teeth and another is holding a stiletto to your kidneys.

You’re ten pints of crazy in a one-pint glass.

You have confused me with someone who knows what’s going on.

“Thank you very much, sir,” said Beth with nothing resembling actual gratitude.

The trouble with creating military dictators, Locke reflected, was getting rid of them after the immediate crisis was past.

We were sent here to learn from you!
You want a lesson, boy? If you find yourself being born, climb back in as quick as you can, because life's a bottomless feast of shit.

“Here's to charming losers, I suppose.“
“If only we knew where to find some.“