Tim Allen

American actor and comedian

Tim Allen (born Timothy Allen Dick on June 13, 1953) is a Golden Globe-winning American comedian, actor, voice-over artist, film director, film producer, screenwriter and entertainer, known for his role in the sitcom Home Improvement. He is also known for his film roles in several popular movies, including the Toy Story series, The Santa Clause, and Galaxy Quest. He is of English, German, Irish, Northern Irish, Scottish and Welsh descent.

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Birth Name: Timothy Alan Dick

Alternative Names: Tim Allen Dick • Timothy A. Dick • Timothy Allen Dick • Timothy Dick • Tim Dick

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To infinity and beyond!

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.

Men are pigs. Too bad we own everything.