Top 15 Warren Zevon Quotes

My shit's fucked up. It had to happen to the best of us. The rich folk suffer like the rest of us, It will happen to you.

You know I hate it when you put your hand inside my head And switch all my priorities around. Why don't you go pick on someone your own size instead?

I can saw a woman in two. But you won't want to look in the box when I do

Life'll kill ya, That's what I said. Life'll kill ya, Then you'll be dead. Life'll find ya Wherever you go. Requiescat in pace That's all she wrote.

We contemplate eternity Beneath the vast indifference of heaven.

And I'm searching for a heart, Searching everyone. They say love conquers all. You can't start it like a car, You can't stop it with a gun.

Down in the basement I have a Craftsman lathe. Show it to the children When they misbehave.

I'm very well acquainted with the seven deadly sins I keep a busy schedule trying to fit them in I'm proud to be a glutton and I don't have time for sloth I'm greedy and I'm angry and I don't care who I cross.

When I was young, times were hard. When I got older it was worse.

I woke up this morning and fell out of bed; Trouble waiting to happen. Should've quit while I was ahead; Trouble waiting to happen. I turned on the news to the Third World War, Opened up the paper to World War IV. Just when I thought it was safe to be bored, Trouble waiting to happen.

They made hypocrite judgments after the fact, But the name of the game is be hit and hit back.

Every day I get up in the morning and go to work And do my job — whatever. I need some Sentimental Hygiene. Everybody's at war these days. Let's have a mini-surrender. I need some Sentimental hygiene

So I'm gonna hurl myself against the wall, 'Cause I'd rather feel bad than not feel anything at all.

Now I'm hiding in Honduras I'm a desperate man Send lawyers, guns and money The shit has hit the fan

I'm the innocent bystander Somehow I got stuck Between the rock and the hard place And I'm down on my luck