If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving b… - Richard Jeni

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If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine... look into that second, less painful career.

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Richard John Colangelo (April 14, 1957 – March 10, 2007), known by his stage name Richard Jeni, was an American actor and comedian.

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If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine... look into that second, less painful career. - Richard Jeni

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