"Do you know what the worst bit about dying is?" "Tell me, Gran." "You never get to see how it all turns out." - Jasper Fforde

My father always argued that time was far and away the most valuable commodity we had and that temporal profligacy should be a criminal offense—which kind of makes watching Celebrity Kidney Swap or reading Daphne Farquitt novels a crime straightaway.

Hamlet would worry about having nothing to worry about if he had nothing to worry about.

It would have been easy to dislike her intensely, but I actually felt nothing for her at all.