I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it. - J. D. Salinger

Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard — very mean, or very conceited and all — and when you mention it to the girl, she'll tell you he has an inferiority complex. Maybe he has, but that still doesn't keep him from being a bastard, in my opinion.

After I go out this door, I may only exist in the minds of all my acquaintances. I may be an orange peel.

I don't really deeply feel that anyone needs an airtight reason for quoting from the works of the writers he loves, but it's always nice, I'll grant you, if he has one.