Is it true?" "Probably. But just for the record, is what true? - Mike Resnick

No matter what kind of promises a man who’s looking for power makes, he’s not going to turn out to be any different from the one he replaces.

Did you find God, or did you buy Him off?"
"It's all a matter of viewpoint," answered Socrates. "I contribute thousands of credits to His churches and sing His praises every morning, and He pretty much protects me and helps take care of business. It's a mutually nourishing relationship.

It was an art form, and you don’t learn to be an artist. You’re either born one, or you aren’t.