The Mollusks — generous hosts when they weren’t trying to k… - Dave Barry

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The Mollusks — generous hosts when they weren’t trying to kill you.

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David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.

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