(In reference to the Pamela Anderson/Kid Rock divorce) It was announced this week that these will no longer be bouncing on that. - Amy Poehler

This week, Donald Trump introduced a new twelve-inch doll of himself that speaks seventeen different phrases, which is amazing, as that's five more than the real Donald Trump.

Christian conservatives are claiming that the hit documentary March of the Penguins supports the theory of intelligent design. Meanwhile, backers of evolution claim that intelligent design is refuted in the documentary March of the Bonaduces.

If you can dance and be free and be embarrassed, you can rule the world.