"Maybe she's got a Facebook page, like every other kid in America. We could put something on her wall." Her eyes lit up very briefly before she slump… - Angela Knight

"Hey, I can cook."
"How do you know? You haven't eaten anything since before the Norman Conquest."
"I've never had any complaints."
"Given the infants you date, I'm not surprised. You could serve them sawdust and they'd eat it with a smile, dazzled by the swing of your broadsword."
"What do you know about the swing of my broadsword?"
"More than I care to. Women talk."
Which shut him up, as he started wondering who'd said what.

"No. No he didn't break you, my dear." Inhuman eyes probed hers delicately. "The most he managed was a bend here and there. Apparently he has forgotten that the beat of the hammer in the flame's heart only strengthens a good blade."

"Has anybody ever told you you're an evil woman?" -Reece
"Who, me?" -Erin
"Yes, you." -Reece
"Li'l ole me?" -Erin
"Sadistic goddess you, yes." -Reece
"Do you want me to stop?" -Erin
"Do you want me to hold you down and bang you like a screen door?" -Reece
"Don't threaten the sadistic
goddess, Reece." -Erin