Every country can claim for itself a of home manufacture. He of Australia is William Buckley. - Marcus Clarke

I used to be a dreadful fellow — nearly as bad as the drunkards in the storybook. I have been drunk for a year and a-half at a stretch. It was natural for me to drink. When I was about three days and a-half old, I saw my nurse hide a brandy bottle away in a cupboard that she couldn't get at afterwards. I never said anything about it then, but as soon as I could walk, I got the keys and drank that brandy.

Everything he touched turned to gold. When he married an heiress even she died of the yellow fever.

Mothers-in-law are ladies with daughters. A mother-in-law may be considered as the beard on the matrimonial oyster.