It's how you get rid of cats. You get a 500-pound parakeet … - Rick Cook

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It's how you get rid of cats. You get a 500-pound parakeet and teach it to say, "Here, kitty kitty kitty."

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James Richard Cook (1944 – January 13, 2022) was an American author of light fantasy novels. His writing includes many computer jokes, and is best enjoyed by those who have a background in computers.

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It's how you get rid of cats. You get a 500-pound parakeet and teach it to say, "Here, kitty kitty kitty." - Rick Cook

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