You’re as nutty as a peck of pecans, ma’am. - Richard Wilson

I’d better get back to work. It’s like butting my head against a stone wall, but somebody’s got to keep butting, if only for the sake of other people’s morale.

“Thank you,” she said icily. “I accept your good wishes and your resignation. And you can go to hell, Dave Hull.”
Dave went to Texas.

'Morning, Sam," the coffee boy said. "How about some coffee?"
"'Morning, Herb," I said. "That's the first intelligent remark I've heard in some time."