With temperatures dropping, how could men without shirts expect to fend off opponents so blatantly well equipped with outerwear that they were nickna… - Sarah Vowell

I suspect that the day a person gives up on the Geneva Convention is the day a person gives up on the human race.

Cotton says, “If God be the gardener, who shall pluck up what he sets down?” Hear that, Indians? No weeding of the white people allowed. Unless they’re Catholic. Or one of those Satan-worshipping Virginians.

To me, every plaque, no matter what words are inscribed on it, says the same magic informative thing: Something happened! The gum cost a dollar, but the story was free.