Some people are little more than herd animals, flocking together whenever the world becomes uncomfortable for any reason, seeking the comfort of thos… - Erik Naggum

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO is the answer.

Common Lisp is a big-city language. Spit out the hayseed, pronounce "shit" with one syllable and "shotgun" with two. You're not in Kansas, anymore. C is the language of the poor farmer village where the allocation of every seed and livestock matters, where taxes are low and public service non-existent. Appreciating the value of a large language is evidently hard for many people, just like many people find themselves miserable in the big city and go to great lengths to create a small village for themselves in the city where everything is like it used to be where they came from.

This is your brain. This is Perl. This is your brain on Perl. Any questions?