I'll bet you say that to all the girls! - Gracie Allen

You remember me. I’m Gracie Allen. I’m the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring. Furthermore, I’m the only candidate who got the idea of running myself. All the others had to have somebody else think it up for them, or anyway they say the only reason they’re running is because their many friends kept after them and after them until they finally gave in.

Cultivate friendships. If you don’t have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.