No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful. - Carol Burnett

I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?

I loved it. You gave it more production than that f — — ing Jack Warner!

Our legacy is really the lives we touch, the inspiration we give, altering someone's plan — -if even for a moment — -and getting them to think, rage, cry, laugh, argue...Walk around the block, dazed...More than anything, we are remembered for our smiles; the ones we share with our closest and dearest, and the ones we bestow on a total stranger, who needed it RIGHT THEN, and God put you there to deliver. — -Carrie Louise Hamilton, dedication page