When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to… - Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back

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Jack Roy (born Jacob Rodney Cohen; November 22, 1921 – October 5, 2004), popularly known by the stage name Rodney Dangerfield, was an American stand-up comedian, actor, producer, screenwriter, musician and author. He was known for his self-deprecating one-liner humor, his catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme.

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Birth Name: Jacob Cohen

Alternative Names: Jacob Rodney Cohen • Jack Roy

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

The other night, I had a date with a manicurist. We went to a nightclub. We started to hold hands. And while she was holding my hand, she took my other hand and put it in my drink.

Why, that's the story of my life--no respect; I mean, I don't get no respect at all!

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back - Rodney Dangerfield

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