Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. - Chuck Palahniuk

Everything is a self-portrait. A diary. Your whole drug history’s in a strand of your hair. Your fingernails. The forensic details. The lining of your stomach is a document. The calluses on your hand tell all your secrets. Your teeth give you away. Your accent. The wrinkles around your mouth and eyes. Everything you do shows your hand.

If you can watch much television, then being dead will be a cinch. Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.

Here's Big Brother, singing and dancing, force-feeding you, so your mind never goes hungry enough to think.