The Italians have had two thousand years to fix up the Forum and just look at the place. - P. J. O'Rourke

Even newlyweds don't spend much time together, now that few marriages outlast the appliance warranties.

The larger the German body, the smaller the German bathing suit and the louder the German voice issuing German demands and German orders to everybody who doesn't speak German. For this, and several other reasons, Germany is known as 'the land where Israelis learned their manners'.

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.