"Oh my god!" Hillary is standing in the doorway of the bathroom of the bathroom which on one had is surprising but there's the other hand, too. - Daniel Handler

There are those who say that life is like a book, with chapters for each event in your life and a limited number of pages on which you can spend your time. But I prefer to think that a book is like a life, particularly a good one, which is well to worth staying up all night to finish.

Even though there are no ways of knowing for sure, there are ways of knowing for pretty sure.

The right boys I always toss and the wrong ones I keep on top of me like paperweights.