Daycare is a system that guarantees, beyond doubt, a steady quota of neurotics for society... - Ferdinand Lundberg

The United States, it is apparent even to the blind, is a nightmare of contradictions.

Man has such a capacity for rationalization that when he finds himself affluent and able to spend as he pleases he is quick to justify his most indefensible expenditures on the ground that they give some people employment. There is probably no rich person who upon quaffing a glass of champagne does not experience a happy glow of pleasure at the thought of all the vintners, bottlers, freighters, and servants to whom his simple act has given livelihood.

Apologists for the profession contend that lawyers are as honest as other men, but this is not very encouraging.