The typical old-fashioned diet was so bad it almost resembled modern dieting. - P. J. O'Rourke

Anyone who thinks he has a better idea of what's good for people than people do is a swine.

A steady job is at least as deleterious to the spirit of bachelorhood as a steady date. Some jobs are worse than actual wives.

Government subsidies can be critically analyzed according to a simple principle: You are smarter than the government, so when the government pays you to do something you wouldn't do on your own, it is almost always paying you to do something stupid.