He’s dressed like a skater, so I assume he has a PhD in artificial intelligence. - Robin Sloan

"I can't eat pizza. If we actually end up with a pizza, it's going to be your responsibility to consume it. Do not let me have any. Even if I ask for some." He pauses. "I'll probably ask for some."

Sometimes, you’re stuck with a system too complicated to model completely.

She's scrolling fast through my code, which is a little embarrassing, because my code is full of comments like 'Hell, yeah!' and 'Now, computer, it is time for you to do my bidding.