If you take one out or change one law, then why wouldn’t they take all your rights away from you? - Bruce Willis

If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.

I'm sick of answering this fucking question. I'm a Republican only as far as I want a smaller government, I want less government intrusion. I want them to stop shitting on my money and your money and tax dollars that we give 50 percent of... every year. I want them to be fiscally responsible and I want these goddamn lobbyists out of Washington. Do that and I'll say I'm a Republican... I hate the government, OK? I'm apolitical. Write that down. I'm not a Republican.

I wanted to sign up and fight with you guys, but they told me I was too old.