The two former lovers finally looked at each other, their faces crawling with the crabs of conflicting emotion. - Malcolm Azania

I’m not saying Hamza’s cheap, but if the only thing standing between our solar system and a fleet of intergalactic enslavers was Hamza’s wallet crunched inside his fist, we’d all be drilling methane wells on Pluto right now.

But women aren’t like, like…computers or suh’m. You can’t just get an access code and then programme em to do what you want em to. Trust me. About three billion guys’ve had to learn the same lesson.

When dysfunctional self-distraction devolves into delusional self-destruction, neurosis turns into psychosis.