I'm actually going on holiday to India next month, and I wanted to know what the weather was gonna be like there, so I phoned my bank. - Shappi Khorsandi

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I'm actually going on holiday to India next month, and I wanted to know what the weather was gonna be like there, so I phoned my bank.

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About Shappi Khorsandi

Shaparak Khorsandi (born 1973), who performed as Shappi Khorsandi before 2021, is an Iranian-born British comedian. Her family emigrated to the UK following the 1979 Iranian Revolution.

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Alternative Names: Shaparak Khorsandi
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