Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness. - Daniel Handler

I'm happier than a pig eating bacon!" Count Olaf cried. "I'm tickled pinker than a sun-burned Caucasian! I'm in higher spirits than a brand-new graveyard! I'm so happy-go-lucky that lucky and happy people are going to beat me with sticks out of pure, unbridled jealousy!

She said, "We're detectives" in the tone of voice that someone might say, "Making you happy isn't making me happy"

There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.