It's not that I rule, it's that everyone else sucks more th… - Maddox

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It's not that I rule, it's that everyone else sucks more than I do. We all suck, and whoever sucks the least is king.

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George Ouzounian (better known as Maddox), born March 27, 1978, is the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, a satirical website.

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It's not that I rule, it's that everyone else sucks more than I do. We all suck, and whoever sucks the least is king. - Maddox

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