The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop. - Jacob M. Appel

Money spent on vegetative patients is money not spent on preventive care, such as flu shots and mammograms. Each night in an ICU bed for such patients is a night that another patient with a genuine prognosis for recovery is denied such high-end care. Every dollar exhausted on patients who will never wake up again is a dollar not devoted to finding a cure for cancer.

I have vicarious morning sickness. Other people's babies make me nauseous.

Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.