She makes me feel like I could win the lottery with a parking ticket. - Andrea Gibson

You are the best thing that has ever happened to you.

I grew up in the town that received the first distress signal saying the Titanic was going down. It was the only thing we were ever renowned for. In fact, we prided ourselves on our failure to save the sinking, which is maybe part of the reason I prided myself on drinking my first fifth of whiskey at twelve years old. It's cold where I come from. I learned to drown young.

What gods do you believe in?

I’ll build you a temple of mirrors so you can see them.