If I am hated at Barcelona, it is their problem but not mine. Fear is not a word in my football dictionary. - José Mourinho

If they made a film of my life, I think they should get George Clooney to play me. He's a fantastic actor and my wife thinks he would be ideal.

I was more influenced by Barça's philosophy than by any other coach. They were four years of my life absolutely fundamental.

It's like having a blanket that is too small for the bed. You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket is made of cashmere! [During a Chelsea injury crisis].