A woman's nether regions should always be shrouded in mystery. - Amy Poehler

According to a new survey, 67 percent of teenagers are content or extremely happy most of the time. They're called stoners!

This week, Donald Trump introduced a new twelve-inch doll of himself that speaks seventeen different phrases, which is amazing, as that's five more than the real Donald Trump.

Christian conservatives are claiming that the hit documentary March of the Penguins supports the theory of intelligent design. Meanwhile, backers of evolution claim that intelligent design is refuted in the documentary March of the Bonaduces.