Insanity is a very high art form. If everyone was insane, I wouldn’t be here! - Rik Mayall

I can be gloriously stupid, but if it helps to divert peoples attentions from the grimness of life, I’m happy.

I was brought up to be a good boy and proud of myself so I suppress all the things about me that are bad.

I once walked to school in my underpants and a soggy shoe because my shoe flew off into the river when I tried kicking a ball. My brother retrieved it, but then demanded my trousers, because his were soaked.