People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything re… - Kurt Vonnegut

There is one other book, that can teach you everything you need to know about life... it's The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky, but that's not enough anymore.

I am eternally grateful for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.

I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.