Keeping house is as unpleasant and filthy as coal mining, and the pay's a lot worse. - P. J. O'Rourke

Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is.

Asia is the continent rhythm forgot. At best Asian music is off-brand American pop, like Sonny Bono in a karaoke bar. At worst Asian music sounds as if a truck full of wind chimes collided with a stack of empty oil drums during a birdcall contest.

Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.