SEA-MATION is a service I'd see advertised all the time. The gimmick is cremation plus burial at sea. All in one: SEA-MATION. A fellow with a grey to… - Dan Fante

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SEA-MATION is a service I'd see advertised all the time. The gimmick is cremation plus burial at sea. All in one: SEA-MATION. A fellow with a grey toupee gives the pitch while they continue flashing the 800 phone number of the company on the bottom of the screen. SEA-MATION had a sale going, a 'pre-need special.' Ordering now saved you ninety-nine ninety-five. One week only.

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About Dan Fante

Dan Smart Fante (February 19, 1944 – November 23, 2015) was an American author and playwright. He was a son of novelist John Fante.

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Alternative Names: Daniel Smart Fante
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