His body rigid with terror as he waited for the savages to something horrible to him — bash his head with clubs, or stab him with spears, or… …or tap… - Dave Barry

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His body rigid with terror as he waited for the savages to something horrible to him — bash his head with clubs, or stab him with spears, or…
…or tap him on the shoulder.

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About Dave Barry

David McAlister "Dave" Barry (born July 3, 1947) is a Pulitzer Prize-winning American author and columnist, who wrote a nationally syndicated humor column for The Miami Herald from 1983 to 2005. He has also written numerous books of humor and parody, as well as comedic novels.

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Alternative Names: David McAlister Barry David Barry
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