"Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and p… - Jack Huberman

"Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life."
"If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you."
"Out of convicted rapists, 57 percent admitted to reading pornography; 95 percent admitted to reading the Bible."