I've always made it a strict rule in life to ingratiate myself with three categories of people: newspaper owners, potential newspaper owners and bill… - Piers Morgan

[On revealing a pop star's adultery] If X is singing about love and marriage, and sleeping with the nanny, then he deserves to be exposed.

There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don't come from that school. I certainly appreciate those kinds of stories. I've certainly devoted a lot of time on my show to them. But I also have a much broader spectrum of what I think is interesting, relevant, current or newsworthy.

Bill O’Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you’re going to get.