When I find out who stole it I'll take blood, ass and all! - Patsy Cline

You're alright honey. Anyone who'll stand up to "The Cline" is alright. We're going to be good friends.

You don't appreciate home until you leave it and, let me tell you, you can't appreciate life till you've almost left it! Some people hope and die with their song still in them. I used to think that happiness resulted when my earnings matched my yearnings! But not anymore!

Find one person in the audience and sing to them with all of your heart. And then cast a spell over them. Hoss, if you can't do it with feeling — don't.