The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead. - Laurence M. Behrens

at every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. the trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another check-out line.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.