If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us? - Jon Stewart

How did Memogate get a "gate"? How did Nipplegate get a "gate"? We invaded a country with the wrong information, and Janet Jackson's tit got a "gate". Who gives out the "gates"? Is there a "Gate"-gate? Is there a, a... I mean, it's absolute... We're living in insanity!

Jon Stewart: And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad.
Paul Begala: We have noticed.
Stewart: And I wanted to—I felt that that wasn't fair, and I should come here and tell you that I don't—it's not so much that it's bad, as it's hurting America.
Tucker Carlson: But in its defense—
Stewart: But I wanted to come here today and say—here's just what I wanted to tell you guys.
Carlson: Yes.
Stewart: Stop. Stop, stop, stop. Stop hurting America.

Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.