"Buy my soda!" said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did… - Jello Biafra

"Buy my soda!" said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we got it home and opened up the package, it was not what they said it was. And rather than chucking it all and searching for something better, we're content with looking for another Moose Diarrhea Salesman.

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Jello Biafra (born Eric Reed Boucher on June 17, 1958) is a punk rock musician, spoken word artist, and activist.

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Birth Name: Eric Reed Boucher

Native Name: Eric R. Boucher • Eric Boucher

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"Buy my soda!" said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we got it home and opened up the package, it was not what they said… - Jello Biafra

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