Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H. L. Mencken

I noted this almost universal respect for wealth early in life, and have put it to profitable use ever since. That is, I have always pretended to be a great deal better heeled than I am in fact. It has got me deference in quarters where, otherwise, I might have been scorned, and materially eased my days.

Love is the mistaken belief that one woman differs from another.

Jury — A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.